Hey bitter beer face, you are at Bobby Q’s not P.Diddys birthday bash. Stick to the drink specials and tell a couple lies to pull some trim. Oh yeah nice purple velvet furry hoodie, it goes lovely with that piss stain on your pants.
-Sam Spade

Guys Mystery called and said the auditions for the second season of The Pick Up Artist are not for another month. Good luck, and while you are out opening sets with your wingmen don’t get to shnockered or you’ll make some bad decisions in your next Dungeons and Dragons game. Hey middle man, did your boy in the orange Kurt Angle put you in a cross face that made you unable to see colors or patterns anymore? Take it easy on all that plad.
-Sam

Do you draw your own or do you help each other? Cause I would slap the sharpie out of all of your hands if you were to draw eyebrows on me that looked anything like yours.
-Sam

HOLY GREEN SHIRT, since you have the boulders, I have the holders!!! You should wear a pin on your shirt that says UM MY FACE IS UP HERE with an arrow pointing to your face.
-Sam