Guys Mystery called and said the auditions for the second season of The Pick Up Artist are not for another month. Good luck, and while you are out opening sets with your wingmen don’t get to shnockered or you’ll make some bad decisions in your next Dungeons and Dragons game. Hey middle man, did your boy in the orange Kurt Angle put you in a cross face that made you unable to see colors or patterns anymore? Take it easy on all that plad.
-Sam
Do you draw your own or do you help each other? Cause I would slap the sharpie out of all of your hands if you were to draw eyebrows on me that looked anything like yours.
-Sam
Our first GRIMEPIECE
Hey Lefty do me a solid, Im sure you know you’re hot and you look somewhat smart, so please take pics with just your crazy blue eyed friend next time. Leave those two canal pals ACE and GARY out of it. By the way ACE sick shirt with the tie printed on it, you had me fooled.
-Sam
Where is this chick? We had high hopes for this one.
HOLY GREEN SHIRT, since you have the boulders, I have the holders!!! You should wear a pin on your shirt that says UM MY FACE IS UP HERE with an arrow pointing to your face.
-Sam
