Enough foreplay, just do it already!
-(extremely hammered) BRODY
Archive for November, 2007
JUST THE TIP
November 29th, 2007WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S (SALTY’S)
November 29th, 2007
“Quick, help me hold Tommy up so I can take a picture w/ my awesome, trademarked ‘shocker hand signal’ while he tries to grab your left tater!” – self proclaimed Shocker Guy
Don’t exploit your incoherent friends by holding up their limp, braindead bodies for pictures. Just let them lie on the bar floor in their own vomit. It’s common courtesy folks.
-BRODY
GRANDMA’S CLOSET
November 29th, 2007
Ladies, your grandma’s nightgowns are not acceptable evening attire. If you can’t find something to wear call your ample chested friend on the left. She doesn’t have great style, but it’s better than goin out looking like a 1970′s couch cushion.
-BRODY
LIGHTS OUT
November 27th, 2007
This is terrible work. If you’re using your comatose buddy’s face as canvas to show off your artistic abilities, at least put some effort into it. Sam’s one yr old bastard child does better work than this.
-BRODY
McDuffy’s
November 25th, 2007
I know the main focus here are the two girls that look like Gremlins, but look at the fire burning in the eyes of the little (les)Bo next to em! Also don’t forget Don Vito Creepo in the back.
ETB
November 25th, 2007
It’s not worth goin to jail cause someone smudged your Jordan’s! Next time just let it slide!
-Sam
