JUST THE TIP
Enough foreplay, just do it already!
-(extremely hammered) BRODY
WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S (SALTY’S)
“Quick, help me hold Tommy up so I can take a picture w/ my awesome, trademarked ‘shocker hand signal’ while he tries to grab your left tater!” – self proclaimed Shocker Guy
Don’t exploit your incoherent friends by holding up their limp, braindead bodies for pictures. Just let them lie on the bar floor in their own vomit. It’s common courtesy folks.
-BRODY
GRANDMA’S CLOSET
Ladies, your grandma’s nightgowns are not acceptable evening attire. If you can’t find something to wear call your ample chested friend on the left. She doesn’t have great style, but it’s better than goin out looking like a 1970′s couch cushion.
-BRODY
