Hey Lil Red Riding Hood, you’ve got it backwards. That dude is supposed to bend you over. That’s like 5th grade sex-ed, come on.
-BRODY
Archive for January, 2008
CONFUSED COUPLE
January 31st, 2008GRIMY GLENDALE SUPER BOWL EXTRAVAGANZA
January 31st, 2008
Alright everyone. I just wanted to squash all the rumors out there. Yes, it is true. There will be a Grimy Glendale Super Bowl Party. Access is by invitation only. The invitations are Maybachs with the Grimy logo on the hood. You must arrive in your invitation or you will not be allowed access. The event will be held at the UOP Stadium on Friday night and most of Saturday (the entire stadium is at our disposal). The party will be limited to 17 people, plus Sam & I and the entire Ocean’s 13 cast and their significant others (yes Brangelina will be there). I’ve been told there are a few tickets left and they’re selling for around $875,000 (check Craigs List). We were trying to keep this under wraps, but you would’ve heard about it on CNN & Fox News anyways.
P.S.- Dude from the “Manther” post, you’re on the list. And “Doorman” will be running security so don’t try any funny business anybody.
-BRODY
TRIBAL MATING RITUAL
January 30th, 2008
I think I’ve seen these things on Discovery Channel. The large holes in their ears are used for mating purposes. Judging by the birthmark on the neck of the thing on the right, I’m guessing these are native to Arizona.
-BRODY
This was just a pic of two freaks, but people had a lot to say about these idiots. This isn’t a yearbook guys. Quit making all of your friends write about how cool you are
(UN)FRESHBOED…
January 29th, 2008
More from Blake of FreshBoed. But Blake, where’s Brad? We missed his sweet flo-job on this one. The family pic in the background tops it all off. In all seriousness, Blake or Brad, you guys need to contact us. We’ll get you a record deal, fo sho. You guys are the McLovin’s of the freestyle rap community.
REACH AROUND
January 29th, 2008
This is almost like looking at the FLY BOYS and 623 BOYS pics… The only thing saving it is the red hatter pokin out on the right, and the super bad ass Metal Armor in the background!
-Sam
I don’t know what this chick has in her pants, but these Merle’s are all over it
Q LOUNGE
January 27th, 2008
This may be the end to every man’s lesbian fantasy. I apologize for even posting this, but you must know the truth. These chicks are what everybody’s running from in that Cloverfield movie.
-BRODY
