Hey Lil Red Riding Hood, you’ve got it backwards. That dude is supposed to bend you over. That’s like 5th grade sex-ed, come on.
-BRODY

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Alright everyone. I just wanted to squash all the rumors out there. Yes, it is true. There will be a Grimy Glendale Super Bowl Party. Access is by invitation only. The invitations are Maybachs with the Grimy logo on the hood. You must arrive in your invitation or you will not be allowed access. The event will be held at the UOP Stadium on Friday night and most of Saturday (the entire stadium is at our disposal). The party will be limited to 17 people, plus Sam & I and the entire Ocean’s 13 cast and their significant others (yes Brangelina will be there). I’ve been told there are a few tickets left and they’re selling for around $875,000 (check Craigs List). We were trying to keep this under wraps, but you would’ve heard about it on CNN & Fox News anyways.
P.S.- Dude from the “Manther” post, you’re on the list. And “Doorman” will be running security so don’t try any funny business anybody.
-BRODY

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