This couple is a perfect representation of the Westside: The chick is way too fat and is wearing way too little clothing. Quick question, when you looked in the mirror before you went out did you really think you looked good in your little sister’s pink tank-top and your mom’s turquoise bra? And notice the dude with his G-Town Jersey: Metal Mulisha hat? Check. Shirt featuring a skull and bandana? Check, Double Points. Visible tattoo’s to make believe he’s a “tough guy”? Jack Pot. Guaranteed this kid got the sh*t kicked out of him his whole high school career. And on a second note, maybe you guys should switch beers. I think it’s time to switch to Light, sweety. And dude, don’t worry about it. This is the highest caliber of chicks you’ll ever get. Keep guzzlin” that beer down, maybe that thing on your chin will get even more lost on your fat head.-BRODY

Remember Merle? She’s back and looking as haggard as ever here on the catwalk. How low do your marketing funds have to be when you call on Merle to model your clothing?
-MERLE

So its been brought to our attention that a special little place on 83rd cant pay the bills anymore! Any truth to the rumor?

-Sam

We’ve seen this chick before & she’s always dressed like a dude. Looks like she eats like one too because I don’t think you can get pregnant from scissoring.
-BRODY

Hang with this one ’till the end. There’s a subtitled version of this, but I think it’s more funny without. I’ve been rollin from this one all weekend. Shoot me some comments and tell me if you think I’m an idiot or if you laughed your ass off.
-BRODY

Looks like there was a Browny sighting at El Toro! I have a few other pics of this guy and he just like Banana Hands has pretty much one look. The wax statue look.

-Sam