OVER 200,000 HITS FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH. THANKS FOR THE LITTLE BIT OF LOVE AND ALL THE HATE. I HAVE A FEELING THIS SUMMER MAY BE THE GRIMIEST GLENDALE HAS EVER SEEN….
-SAM & BRODY

He should have gotten “balls” tattooed instead ’cause then he would have balls in his mouth all of the time instead of just on special occasions.
-BRODY

What is it? The head looks kind of like a chick and that hideous tattoo is pretty femme, but the chest and stomach are very dude-like. Once again, leave the modeling to models. Not everyone was meant to be good looking. Or at least get a set of bolt-ons so that it makes your stomach look smaller. Rule of thumb: If your stomach sticks out further than the end of your nipples, keep your shirt on and stop eating.
-BRODY

If you thought this was a theme party gone horribly wrong, you would be mistaken. This is what it looks like when G-Town’s hardest Gayngstas arrange for a sit down.
-BRODY

These freaks are also native to the Glendale area. Notice the metal studs on their lips and tongues. This is said to increase stimulation during fellatio, which is a major part of their mating ritual. This can, however, be dangerous if one partner is sporting a Prince Albert.
-BRODY

Bench Pressing 315

This is the last one on this dude unless somebody gives me something even more douchier. Here’s our farewell to the King of all Douchebags: Fabio. And if anyone know’s who the cameraman is send something in on him. You’ve got to be a total loser to hang out w/ Fabio, let alone film him at the gym.
-BRODY