GAYNGSTA
-EMAIL: “The pics are of a friend’s buddy Theodore. He calls himself “Teddy’ or “Tedders”… He prefers Tedders for whatever reason. Basically, dude is white as white can be. So not gangster. Pretty much a pussy if you ask me. He whines like a girl and stands in the corner for fights he claims to have been in. Hence, the first picture I have included. (By the way, this kid is the world’s most grammatically handicapped individual I have ever encountered. The exact quote on his myspace for this picture is, ” I rocked you warring this last night punk lil bitch”. Yes, the spelling and lack of punctuation is all his genius.) Also, he claims to be this awesome motorcross rider, yet all the pictures of seat-grabs and supermans on his myspace are actually of other people. He is constantly complaining of not being able to find a real woman…well the explanation for this is, he dates girls who still have to ride the bus to school, and have a curfew. Maybe he thinks he is really doing everyone a service by breaking in the future bro hoes of America. But I think it’s disgusting. He acts like he is all fit and ripped…but to me it looks like he has ripped open a few too many twinkies.”
This one’s hilarious. Tedders must be the top one and Theodore the latter. If Tedders steps out in public like this somebody do him and the rest of the world a service: punch him in the mouth. From the looks of Theodore, I don’t think he’ll put up much of a fight. Here’s a message to all white suburban middle class douche bags (95% of the 623): find an identity of your own, grow the f**k up and stop dressing like 10 year old kids from Compton.
-BRODY
