TEAM NATTY
These three guys are SUPER! I hear when they touch their lips together a giant rainbow shoots up to the sky and it begins to rain skittles. Taste the rainbow fellas, taste it loooong and haaaaard.
-BRODY
PUBLIC SERVICE
The “MySpace Bathroom Pic” really should be stopped. If you’re a dude and you have a pic similar to this one on your MySpace page, do the world a favor: go back to the bathroom you took the pic in, fill the bathtub up, grab a toaster or some sort of electrical appliance, plug it into the nearest available outlet, and finally, jump into the bathtub. And if someone else took the pic, follow that dude in. If all of you retards can follow these instructions, I’m a shoo-in for the Nobel Prize. Then I could donate my $1 million dollar prize to start a foundation dedicated to helping young douchebags free themselves of their bad habits.
-BRODY
