Welcome to the club Gold Digger. You’ve now officially been crowned and will join the ranks of an almost, but not quite, WWE Diva; some chick on a dirtbike (whom I am certain I dubbed while high on PCP); and a couple of other chicks. I’d recommend wearing underwear tonight ’cause the Paparazzi (“Flex” from the “Public Service” post) will be out in full force.
-BRODY
Email – “On his myspace he wrote “The King” under this pic. The king of what, Dateline Specials???”
In celebration of the monumental achievement of receiving over 100 comments on a single post, here is our tribute to Eddie the Chipmunk. May your courageous disregard for all known child predator laws be an inspiration to middle-aged men across the globe, experiencing mid-life crises. You’ve given new hope to a generation.
-BRODY
