LIGHTS OUT – LIGHT WEIGHT
Looks like this dude was first one out at the sleep over. Good luck explaining to Dad why his 18 pack is missing from the fridge. A couple bits of advice:
1. Pace yourself. 18 pack between four guys? You girls were in way over your heads.
2. Review your texts the next morning. Make sure you didn’t send one of yourself in your underwear with the question “Party?” to the two girls in your phone book. If so, commence damage control.
3. If you’re buddy goes lights out, you have to draw at least one di*k on his face. It’s Man-Law.
-BRODY
