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Email- “This girl is G-Town’s most annoying. Possibly even most pathetic. She
honestly believes she is friends with everyone, but the sad truth is, nobody
likes her (at all). She is a real headcase. I mean she definitely has more
than a couple of screws loose. She stalks whatever guy she has a crush on at
the time relentlessly…Hounding them with constant calls and surprise
visits. She will tell everyone they are dating or even getting married! I’ve
never met someone who was getting “married” as often as this chick. Not to
mention she tells every guy she sleeps with they are only the second guy
ever. She claims her daddy is loaded, and she attended Yale University. Yet,
she drives a Mazda Miata, and has worked for numerous “classy” joints such
as Hooters and ABC (Full Nude Side). However, I suppose you have no shame
when you are hanging all over nasty-ass Bill from Chillybombers. Seriously,
she needs to take that hundred and buy some decent makeup. Wet and Wild just
doesn’t seem to blend well. She should at least take some of “daddy’s money”
and get her butter-teeth fixed. (She is suffering from some severe
gingivitis. Her breath smells like butt, for the lack of a better word. Up
close she looks like she just got done eating a candy bar.) A set of
bolt-ons wouldn’t hurt either. Also, she claims to be a total badass, but I
know more than a couple of girls who have confronted her and she always runs
and calls the cops. If she was really a badass, she would know how to hold
an M-16…..P.S. That Adam Harris guy is a total D-Bag. Ugh. Does he really think you guys give a shit about his constant rants? Him and this chick should get
together. They are both annoying as hell.”
Wow…Thats, uhhh, yep…
-BRODY
ha ha nice name drop!
hahaha she looks familiar….meh but i guess shes just your typical whore
Isnt that the creepy bouncer that used to work at the box?!? That chick claimed she had an abortion like last summer but was out drinking the night of.. She is a mental case…
no he never worked at the box!!!
She has the body of a 12 year old boy, and the head of a mouse. A very ugly mouse.
I wouldn’t tip her one penny, unless she was putting her clothes back on.
HAHAHAHA!
This chick is psycho. I do not even know her and she always comes up to me and tries to throw he burnt, cheaply dyed hair all over me and shower me with essence of whore or whatever her perfume may be called.
I’m glad to see this one here. She most certainly belongs.
She reminds me of a thumb with a face drawn on it.
I know this chick. She is a total psycho!! I couldnt agree with the email more. Usually this site is pretty annoying and makes fun of alot of peeps that dont deserve it, but this girl definitley does.
BTW her name is Michele. And she still works at Alaskan.
Yale University eh?
That girl is about as intellectual as a rock.
I have had better conversations with myself.
This chick is nasty… she came into a bar i was in one night and was crying about some girl that wanted to kick her ass… shes all she only hates me because im prettier than her… as she looks in the mirror and says god my nose is perfect…barf!
HAHAHA!!!! im so happy to see this bitch up here!!! i can honestly say iv never hated anyone more. she litterally is a basket case. how does someone become this mental???
o bye the way, this chick has always got the worst camel toe, and she wears some amazing wal-mart shoes, let me tell you. her style is unbelievable. she’s so hard core… learn to hold a gun BADASS
Haha… nice job dumb asses. Say sh** to my face. Bill is a friend and as for my personal life… well you should probably get stories straight since rumors are 90% BS. I know who wrote this so good job. Btw… the gun is an AR not an M-16 dumbasses and I was drunker than sh** when I took the pic. I wasn’t trying to be a bad ass. It’s meant to be a joke. Well… it’s nice to be liked, but to be hated is to achieve true distinction! You all had nothing better to do than to write about me… it’s almost flattering. I’ll be out at the lake all summer so come and get it! Talk sh**… it’s not going to hurt my feelings. I’ve got better sh** to do than to look at this page again, but if nothing else I got a good laugh.
An AR is an M-16. Civilian nomenclature vs. Military nomenclature. Your degree from Yale should have taught you that much at least. From the looks of it no one wants to say sh** to your face cause it’s your face that smells like sh**. I personally know who you are and I can not stand you and neither can all of my friends, yet you seem to think that they all like you. Just be careful of the next time your in my bar and order a drink from me. Oh yes, try brushing your teeth with something other than a candy bar. You will be amazed with the results.
It was meant to be a joke eh Michele? Well jokes on you. You are the one who comes out looking as sharp as a marble.
And when everyone hates you, it’s not distinction. You don’t stand out from the crowd in any congenial way dear…You are disgusting. I wouldn’t even necessarily say anyone wastes their time hating you. More so, that everyone is apathetic towards you. They don’t care about you one way or another hun. They just prefer to stay away from you, so they don’t have to hear your banshee-like squeals and exaggerated fabrications. Sorry to burst your bubble b*tch.
“CT Bitch” AKA Michele is so full of it. I can personally guarantee that idiot will be on here every day to see what people say. She lives for drama. She would have withdraws without some in her life. Of course, she is always the one causing it all.
And can I just say, learn how to do your makeup retard. Seriously, I’ve seen you in person and I’ve seen your myspace. You need to invest some of your tips into better makeup. Or at least go sign up for one of those seminars at the MAC store. You look like sh*t. Nothing personal, just trying to help you out.
F*cking Circus Clown.
You poor poor girl. You can’t even see that you are totally crazy. I guess the craziest ones always do believe that they are sane though.
This isn’t just a joke either. You really should get some help. You have some deep rooted issues little girl.
Usually when you think everyone is wrong except you…you are actually the one that is wrong. – Psych 101
Psych 101? She aced that course when she graduated from Yale. Now look at her. A great life and a promising career as a dirty stripper. Keep working you crazy bitch and paying back your student loans….one dollar at a time.
Dude, this girl has got some f**kin stories, and are all as shi**y as her breath. this chick needs to move away from AZ again and check into the JC next to yale to finish her degree in crazy. I hope the best for her……..oh wait sh** no i don’t!!!
THIS GIRL IS F**KING NUTS….HER VOICE IS LIKE A MANS..HER HAIR IS LIKE A RATS NEST..SHE’S GOT SNAKESKIN TEETH..HER FACE IS ALWAYS PLANTED IN HER GAY ASS PHONE..HER PU**Y SMELLS LIKE HOT GARBAGE..SHE’S GOT STRETCH MARKS AROUND HER MOUTH..THIS HERE GIRL IS THE TRUE WINNER OF THE TRAMP OF THE YEAR REWARD..
this crazy b**ch is posting herself on the craigslist personals. I am sure that your daddy is proud of you, you trashy little c** dumpster.
Of who it is that you talk sh** to michele. I was in arms reach of you at Cadillac Ranch all nite tonite, and the funny thing was you had no idea I was even there. I however, and I found you by following the smell of hot garbage that you refer to as your breath. Really, no one likes you here. So do what you always threaten to and leave this f**king state and go back to your online education you window licking c**t. Just remember you will never be on anything other than the short bus.
i agree with emailer…adam harris is a skinny fag.
adam harris in NOT skinny!
No one likes you, you dirty whore. Leave this state immediately and don’t come back. With her stank ass mouth out of this state our pollution problems will decrease immensely. Quit talking to us in the bars we are not your friends and you drive us to drink more than we had originally planned on. No I will not buy you a drink nor do I want to hear your tiresome life story about your step dad sexually molesting you, or how other girls can’t stand you because they are jealous. When in fact they can’t stand you because your dragon breath burns their faces when you speak. Someone could lose an eyebrow.
Funny part is that she made a post on MySpace about this. I didn’t really know what she was crying about until now. I thought about copying it here so you all could laugh but I guess I decided not to be heartless today.
“Btw… the gun is an AR not an M-16 dumbasses and I was drunker than sh** when I took the pic.”
This makes you look even more like an idiot. You were referring to everyone else as dumbass when it is you that really does not know what you are talking about. Btu from what I have heard and seen for myself, you really are no Einstein. Please post the myspace message. I would love to read it.
She reminds me of that episode of Family Guy. “Gloss rhymes with hair”
Post the myspace thing please, I want to see it. I need a good laugh.
Post it post it post it!!!!!!!!
POST IT! I need a good laugh.
here it is this is the myspace bulletin you guys were asking for… “so when did it become necessary to put me on blast all over the web? everything from retarded web sites to craigs list… gay. yes… i had a personal ad on craig’s list. some loser has nothing better to do with their time than to try to mess with me. to make it even more fun, i’m guessing it’s this person, the jack ass calls my phone anywhere from 5 to 15 times a day from a restricted number. hello??? hobby much? i mean really… who blows up my phone to not say anything when i answer at 11 something on a saturday night? how gay can you be? at least the calls from the personal ad on craig’s list is gone. stupid people called me for a couple of days. yes… they put my number on craig’s list. i got soooo many responses. lol. i just kept laughing every time i talked to somebody. i dont get it… people are stupid… seek a hobby. start knitting or somethin.”
for someone who prides themselves on being so smart, she sure knows how to spell correctly! honestly I know it’s cruel what everyone is saying about her but it is all the TRUTH, I know her personally… she is a very unhappy girl who is jealous of anyone who has the slightest bit of happiness and stability in their lives, cause thats what she wants so badly but can’t obtain it because she is so f**ked up in the head! maybe she’ll finally realize she really has some major problems after she sees all this and can get the help she needs! stop drinking and dancing, stop sniffing so much damn … you ….!
It seems to me that people are on this roundabout with this psycho becuase they genuinely hate her with not only a passion but with every last breath in their lungs. I know her as well and refuse to give her, or her breath the attention they so badly crave. For you’r breath you will get a tic-tac or a piece of gum. For you, and punch square in the mouth if I have to hear one more time about your imaginary life or the Mt. Everest that you DID NOT climb. That in case you could not guess was an analogy of sorts. One word for this future bar fly and mother of 6 with 6 different men………idiot.
And yes escobar leave the blow alone!!
***Whore Watch***
New update people. This skanky piece of bar trash is now working at Centerfolds Cabaret. Rumor is that this hunchback comes on stage and swings from the rope of a massive bell for the audience. I will NEVER go into C-Folds again if this is the trash that they are hiring.
Centerfolds must hire any b**ch with a f**ked up grill that walks into there club?
Im not to sure how bad they need girls there.
She struts around like she is the sh** but come on b**ch look at your face.
The only kinda guy that would get with you is your UGLY ASS DJ BOYFRIEND.
keep saying how everyone is jealous if that makes you feel better..Far from it you both need some serious makeovers if that would even help.
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