WOW! This is the a real deal BLACK SHIRT GAYNGSTA wedding. Nothing like tuxedos with chuck taylors, and bandanas right?! And whats the deal with the guy stroking the guy in the chairs legs off, and whats that man doing behind the guy in the chair, and oh my lord MEATBALL put a shirt back on! whatever chicks were there are probably scared off by the suspenders.
-SAM

Here’s to all the Westside Cox Suckers who got On Demand last night. It’s about f**king time! I’ve been watching Sybian rides all day long…
-BRODY

EMAIL- OK… Normally I think your web site is pretty ridiculous because everyone just loves to hate on people for no reason… but of all the hilarious things that have happened to me in Glendale, this one definitely needed the most publicity and I know people look at this site.

I went out to Connolly’s with two of my friends last night. I didn’t go home at the end of the night but the two of them apparantly met a couple of guys that they took home. One friend was just over for the weekend so she ended up sleeping in my bed. I got home in the morning and woke her up and asked her where the guy she took home was – she had no idea. She woke up at that point though and commented on how wet the bed was. Upon further investigation we discover that the guy she brought home PEED in my bed and then took off! And left his friend behind!! So, for once – I feel I have valid reason to send in pictures, and here they are!

Do the ladies not even look at the stuff they are bringing home anymore? This guy looks like he has been eating concrete cookies? The only defense to the email above is, maybe your friend wanted the golden shower, or maybe she PEED on him and he took off!
-SAM

Pic created by Grimy user.
EMAIL: “EVOLUTION OF A TWEAKER!!!! THIS IS LAUREN (BABY MOMMA DRAMA) FROM SOMEWHAT NORMAL, ALL THE WAY UP TO HER GLORY DAYS WORKING AT ALASKAN BUSH CO.”
Which Baby Momma would you do? I’m gonna go with #4. She looks a little bit crazy at this point, but not fully white trash & diseased yet. At least nothing a pill or cream couldn’t take care of anyways.
-BRODY

I am glad we didnt lose the “WHITE MARION” to the trade!
-Sam

EMAIL- This p.o.s. calls herself a mother, ha ha a good mother at that. She receives just about every gov’t assistance possible while collecting child support from 2 different men (which she claims she deserves) not to mention she has minimal if ANY bills. Now I’m all about taking care of your kids, I am a single mother myself, but doesn’t taking care of your kids also include BEING WITH THEM instead of at the bars spending your child support on drugs & alcohol almost every night, I’ve seen her so this accusation is not hearsay? And just because you have a child doesn’t mean that you deserve the father to give you spending money, the gov’t pay your bills, and other people take care of your kids.
REALITY CHECK SWEETHEART: NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING
Now this to me is pretty funny, notice the dates in each picture(5/11 & 5/12). What single parent has time to go out 2 nights in a row,Sunday and Monday night, not to mention Sunday was mother’s day- Where are the 2 kids of this “great” mother (does she know that it takes more than just popping out a couple kids to be called a MOTHER & if you cant handle the responsibilities of being a parent you should NOT have had them)
recap: single mom of 2, age 21, goes out almost every night, gets $ from baby’s fathers along with gov’t assistance (which HARD WORKING people pay 4 out of taxes-I sure am glad our economy is doing so well).
** Who has the kids each night she is out? I know during the day the daycare(gov’t pays for) has them.
This is the reason our next generation is going to be so screwed up…Thanks to people like Lauren, how about you try staying away from drugs, alcohol, & sex.

Just so we are all on the same page, she has been getting my payments every month?
-Sam