PASTIE PATROL
If you’re heading to The Cove this weekend and you don’t have cans like these, please keep your tops on. This way we’re not sickened by the time we get to see something like this. In fact, if you have cans like these, I urge you to save the $10 dollars and let those beautiful nipples fly like an American flag on the 4th of July. (Just to clarify, we’re talking about the chick in this pic. Dude, just keep your shirt on next time and spare yourself the pain of pulling out all those nipple hairs after you sober up.)
-BRODY
