POLKA (DOT) IN THE REAR
It looks like you don’t have to be a doctor to get a piece of this chick after all. In fact, if you’ve ever been on Grimy you might have a chance. You should recognize this “Cupper” from previous posts.
TURKEY SANDWICH F**KER (“EL DIABLO”)
I can see a fight breaking out over a sandwich in a place like Ethiopia or something, but this is ridiculous. Apparently, this dude has a serious love affair with his lunch meat and is not afraid to get physical to defend it. This poor kid was just trying to get a bite to eat and ended up on the other end of a flying jumpkick.
-BRODY
DOCTOR FEEL GOOD
Email – “…Like most girls out here she dates guys only for money. She goes out of town with guys who are loaded and have wives just to blow them and get anything she wants. Have any class lately?? Her most current victim in a 52 year old doctor who delivers babys who apparently is not that smart if he can have a conversation with this hoebag. Or I take that back maybe he pretends to like her just to bang her all the time either way hope he wraps it up plays his cards right. This retard has been with any west side boy you can think of including our famous josh banner our el torro bouncer. Not that everyone doesnt know already but maybe posting this will prevent more walking stds and dumb doctors paying for young pu**y to make them look goos.”
At least if this doctor catches something he’ll know how to treat it. Unless, of course, it’s herpes ’cause “you carry that sh** around the rest of your life like luggage”.
-BRODY (5 points to whoever names the source of the “luggage” quote)
TAKE YOUR LICKS
This seems to be the new trend. I think this act has become a last ditch effort for gross chicks to try to attract attention to themselves. So all you gnarly broads, grab your fat friend with big taters and latch on like she’s your lactating mommy. By the look on this dude’s face I’m guessing it works.
-BRODY
300 F
First off lets get it straight that these cars dont look like Bentley’s or Rolls Royce Phantoms, They look like CHRYSLER 300′s! Second the green on green with the Jets jersey on and you posing for a pic as your friend is in the middle of the street taking the pic and you can see him in the reflection of the car, seems a little weird. So last but not least the entire presentation of the GREEN GOBLIN gets a 300 F!
-Sam
