HEAD TO SANDBAR (WESTSIDE) THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AND CATCH THE BEST LOCAL ACTS WHILE YOU STILL CAN. MAYBE YOU CAN CATCH BRODY & SAM THERE TOO AND FULFILL YOUR FANTASIES (LADIES ONLY PLEASE).

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This looks like Havasu (bridge in background), but I’m gonna put it up anyways. Let this be a lesson to all chicks out there: No matter how big of bolt-ons you get, it will not offset your fat, bloated, beer belly. Even black dudes would say this chicks too big. This chick needs to put that bathing suit back in the drawer and leave it there until her scale reads 40 lbs less.
This dude thought the pudge in this broad’s stomach was from drinking 40′s and sh** cause she had a little beer on her breath. Turns out this chick was six months pregnant, talkin about he’s the baby’ daddy.
-BRODY (10 bonus points to the person who knows where the bottom paragraph came from)

This should be an advertisement for Coors. It’s official now: Only retards and Belgians drink Bud.
-BRODY

Sorry everybody, we took a little vacation. I’ve been too hungover to post anything and Sam’s been in and out of the hospital playing “guess the STD”.
Anyways, it looks like I missed some fun at the cove. I have no idea whats going on in this pic, but everyone seems to be a litte fired up. I’ve never seen a dude lift a chick up by her taters. And speaking of taters, check out the chick wearing the tutu on the back of the red boat. WOW!! Also, I’m pretty sure the chick in the red bathing suit was our middle linebacker on my highschool football team.
-BRODY

American Idol will be holding auditions at Jobbing.com Arena on wednesday the 23rd. Will our very own 67th and Bell Bandit go to audition and be the next Idol? I hope so! Glendale’s Sanjia is the Best!

-Sam