Looks Like the Liz barely wears that suit when she is out at the lake. Please do all of us a favor and buy a one piece and gorilla glue that sh*t to your body, or just buy a few sets of pasties. Scratch both the ideas, quit going to the lake.
-Sam
Archive for September, 2008
LAKE LIZARD
September 30th, 2008SCARLET LETTER
September 29th, 2008
Email – “Looks like this guy must have got aids or something from this prosititue. My question is why embarass yourslef by posing in pictures with one of your old customers. I guess being a prostitute you don’t really need to be cautious of what people think of you when work the streets of grimy glendale. I see this girl in all the west side bars as well as all probably but if your into that kind of thing I hear she gives ten dollar bl*w jobs. Just thought I would worn all of you who may go home with her from the bar it aint free bro your gonna pay but I’m sure it;s not much.”
I saw a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode like this once. This guy must’ve been busted with a hooker and wearing this sign was his punishment. And for the record, sex is my favorite form of entertainment.
-BRODY
I don’t know why, but people had a lot to say about this broad…
SCOTTSDALE AZ TEACHER SHOWS PORN
September 25th, 2008A high school photography teacher from Arcadia High in The Scottsdale Unified School District named Forrest Martin sent his letter of resignation in after being placed on paid leave for what he claims as un-knowingly showing adult pornography on an overhead projector for several minutes to high school students. Martin said he didn’t think his computer was set up to have the images show on the projector but also said the images and videos that appeared on the projector were that of “torture porn”. Students say the instructor showed them six video clips of “torture porn, of like girls being tied up,” Phoenix’s ABC 15 reported. One student even captured the bizarre behavior of the teacher and the images showing on the projector on a camera phone. Interviewed students said “He forgot the projector screen was turned on and he started watching porn and we were all just like sitting there shocked that he was watching this in front of the class” and “He was just all into it, I don’t even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all into his computer”. “We were making comments like ‘Wow, what is he watching?’ and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice, I was just creeped out that a teacher that I have known from the beginning of the year could have been watching this the whole time we were in class, it’s just gross; he’ll watch it in front of kids in school when he’s supposed to be teaching.”
A rep said the incident is under investigation by district officials and Phoenix police and Detectives will decide whether to send it to the county attorney’s office for prosecution.
What has the education staff come to these days?! Teachers showing porn, teachers sleeping with the students….. WHERE WERE THESE F@%KING TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!
-Sam
FACT OR FICTION (GRIMEPIECE)
September 25th, 2008
EMAIL – “help me out Brody. I got this girl as a friend on myspace and obsess over her pictures every day. Her profile says her name is Sara and shes from Avondale. I gotta know if this chick is for real or if it’s a fake profile and Im wasting my time.”
First off, that’s pretty creepy and you probably shouldn’t have admitted this obsession. However, I can understand why you’re so intrigued by this chick. If this chick is real and does, in fact, reside on the west side, she will go down as the undisputed hottest Grimepiece ever. And if in fact this girl is the real deal, tell her to watch out cause she might have a stalker. In the meantime, somebody has to provide me with some hard evidence, no pun intended.
-BRODY
THE BLACK MAMBAS
September 24th, 2008
UT vs. UTEP (WITH AN HJ)
September 23rd, 2008
Sorry about the quality of this video, but it’s about the best available. Check out the location of the chick’s hand… I’m sure somebody at ESPN got fired for this one. (thanks to “623″ for the submission)
-BRODY
