Archive for October, 2008

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

October 31st, 2008

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Dude’s don’t let your buddies fall victim to the ultimate Halloween caper. Go by the 2/20/5 rule tonight. Remember, for every two hours of drinking chicks will appear 20 lbs lighter and 5x hotter. Just cause a chick is dressed like she wants it doesn’t mean you should be the guy to give it to her.
-BRODY

JACK IN THE (LOVE) TRIANGLE

October 31st, 2008

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EMAIL – “This is J**kie on the right. She calls herself?”a gurl friend” here on grimy. Shes Rosie’s “bestfriend” ?Well at least this week anyways… until one of them f**ks one of?the others boyfriends or ex boyfriends… On the left is D**cy, shes quite the crybaby. craves attention and is the queen of drama in there lil circle. both grimy as hell!? FACT= “Jack” cheated on fatty on the left with fatty on the right. VEDDY NICE!?HOW MUCH? LOL”
It sounds like Jack’s been in a lot of box…
-BRODY

QVC PORN USER

October 30th, 2008

Thats a real consumer of the goods, I’m glad they took that phone call!
-Sam

THE REAL FERTILE MYRTLE

October 30th, 2008

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EMAIL – “In this picture is Robert M*** owner of S***z Ink & T*****s Art Tattoo pretending to suck one of his tattoo artist c**k. Guess a couple drinks and the f*g comes out of this well known punk. The other individual is Carlos one of his employees I guess he is just a f*g also but who knows he has 6 kids all diffrent baby mamas kids ranging from 1 to 4 yrs old”
With that many kids from that many chicks the dude’s probably just trying to get one off without having to worry about popping one out.
-BRODY

GRAPE SMUGGLER

October 29th, 2008

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Something tells me this “costume” isn’t reserved just for halloween. The bin of kids toys in the background is pretty creepy too. I think what we see here is “Daddy’s Playtime”.
-BRODY

NO LOVE FOR THE WESTSIDE???

October 28th, 2008

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This is a screenshot from thedirty.com that was sent over to us yesterday. It was pulled pretty quickly. Anyways, it looks like Mr. Richie has no love for us on the Westside or for Carey Hart. I just heard Carey Hart on Bubba the Love Sponge (2nd highest rated satellite radio show) the other day, so I think Carey’s still pretty relevant. My question is this: Where would you rather be Friday night, at Skye Lounge with a national celeb and motocross vet or at some overrated cougar den wasting all your dough on a bad time? If your answer is Skye Lounge, email SAM OR ME for a free VIP ticket
-BRODY