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EMAIL – “Id like to introduce everyone to 20 y/o Rosie from Glendale… Shes a pure breed Ironwood train wreck!…This is one of the nastiest chicks ive ever met. She gets sloppy drunk to?the point she can’t walk and starts puking everywhere. This wreck puked up breakfast, lunch, and dinner and everything she drank in this dudes swimming pool (“The Dog”) at his pool party. Seriously..who does that?? She constantly talks sh*t about all her “friends” behind there backs. She’s every old horny bastards dream come true in the cove. She’s a giver! lol…but i have a feeling she’s got somethin to give that none of us want. The chicks disgusting… I got stuck with her drunk ass one night because she was “to drunk to drive” and at the time she was a friend and I needed a ride home so I drove her P.O.S truck home an let her crash at my place. The chick tells me ” Im not gona lie, I wana f**k you”. After I almost puked I jus came up with the nicest possible “turn down” that I could think of….I just told her “Im to tired” and went to sleep=) Damn im such a nice guy lol Now that I wouldn’t sleep with her she gets mad and starts telling all her friends that im talkin sh** about them (when really she’s the one talkin sh**) AND THEN she puts me on grimy and calls me a perv and a drama queen!? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONES ALITTLE PISSED LMAO hey Rosie…**what goes around comes around**
What’s the deal with Ironwood High and what kind of elective classes do they offer over there? If you’re a high school kid who can’t get laid, transfer over there and you’ll shed your virginity quicker than an Ironwood chick sheds her prom dress.
-BRODY
Quite possibly the Grimiest chick as of yet. You should see the stuff we didn’t put up.
Not true about the nice girls. Charge for what advice? Are you Dr. F**king Phil? No one said they didn’t like sex, it just so happens that not nearly everyone has gotten crazy drunk and friends watch each others backs, rosie…i guess you don’t have many friends if they let you get that out of hand. oh and just because you think “haters” make you famous, they don’t…it just makes more people laugh at you, not with you. Again, we laugh AT you, not WITH you. Stick to wine coolers and near beer sweetheart, hard liquor and anything that can be potent after 3 containers should be kept FAR away from you.
Lake Virgin – You are an original Dr. Phil!!! The lake (more specifically the party cove) does tend to be a drunken slew of people that want to show off and be noticed, even if that means forgetting all morals. The only people being put on blast for having sex are the ones who spread their legs for anyone and/or the guys that will bang any willing girl for a cheap thrill.
Rosie – Keep partying if that’s what you like to do… but try to keep your legs closed next season.
Slut – You will find a good girl eventually but you’re probably wasting your time searching the coves….unless you’re looking for a drunk, loose, classless, immature girl.
Ms Harrowyn – Its ok…i laugh at myself too…not a big deal!! And I do stick to beer…(in the pics..its me just goofing around and having fun! but throwing up was me on hard liquor…i kno i cnt have it! duh! i didnt need that advice in the first place)
Uh-oh – Sry…i kno slut got ur hopes up…BUT I DNT SPREAD THEM TO JUST ANYONE. Its all just trash talk and people who r jealous they all r talkin sh*t up there.
Ms Harrowyn:
How do you know what is true of nice girls? I’m sorry I’m wrong. You can find nice girls getting drunk at the clubs 7 days a week at all of glendale’s finest establishments or find them on the lake wearing only pasties. Hot girls who are not full of themselves don’t need to go out and get drunk every night. They also don’t need to hear lame pick up lines to boost their ego. They are already confident. Girls like that intimidate girls I suspect like you. But don’t worry, they won’t take your ‘boyfriend’. They are not into trash or anybody’s sloppy seconds.
And no, I’m not Dr. F**king Phil but I should charge you for my comment back. One day you will learn. Until then go get trashed at McDuffy’s and wake up the next morning by that random guy saying you really are a nice girl but the alcohol made you do it.
Uh oh:
Thank you, but I think your advice was even better.
How did a heroin addict figure out how to run a website?
LMAO…ok if they are out there then could all these nice HOTT girls who dont need to get drunk all the time and act sleezy and want a half way decent =) looking guy who doesnt live with mommy , drive a broke down rice burner, and can afford to take u out to do nice things, and treat you good… please hit me up on the space =) lol
myspace.com/insaneon1wheel
ROSIE- nobody is jealous of you… TRUSSSSSTTT ME! and nobodys laughing with you. trust me on that also.
uh-oh- dont worry i dont waste anytime searchin for women in the cove. i take the girls with me (friends) just to kick back and have a good time. my ladie friends party and get crazy but not HAGARD SLOPPY DRUNK like rosie lol
-and i never look for girls.. they just seem to find me lol… and its always the badgirls! aww well… there fun too
lake virgin- i bet your a bad girl behind a good girl name. secondry virgin right?? =P jk
Oh, sugar, I don’t go out and drink. Bars around here are just no fun. I also meant that not all the nice girls left are unattractive or hot and full of themselves. Not whatever you said prior to that. As for the boyfriend comments and sh**. Trash? No. They won’t be getting sloppy seconds either. Some people actually care about each other and stay together.
Yes, definitely a bad girl at heart. But I come with morals and standards. So a good girl to most, but a bad girl to the right person. =)
ROSIE IS TRASH!
Slut – you had me at “doesn’t drive a broke down rice burner” Hahahahaha JK Nice post!
lake virgin- damn she is beautiful!!!!! i figured there was pretty girl behind that innocent lil name lol. lets seee…. LAKE SLUT™ and LAKE VIRGIN sounds like a goodtime!! pg-13 of course lol. i figured you were a classy girl by your responses to this post and your myspace backs it up. to bad i dont know how to talk to goodgirls or id probably be askin you out by now =)
wow!- you are 110% correct
That fat f**k in the pic with Rosie is that stupid wanna be photographer Sassafrass who gets girls drunk to take their pics. I guess that’s the best he can do. That guys a perv who would f**k anything he can get.
That girl is NASTY….she pry gave this fat tub a lard STD just from gropin her.
RiverRat- great post! so thats the sassafrass dude huh? nice lol jk
uh-oh- u know youd love me even if i did drive a 89 crx hatchback with a coffee can muffler lol im very curious to know who you are… you post alota funny stuff! hit me up on the space already… sh*ttt!!!!
wow at all of this. glad my bootay is too fat for the lake and that my twenties of getting punch drunk are over.
oh to stick up for sasserfraz i didn’t get drunk to want to have my pics taken by him, i seen his work. i don’t drink, party, or go to the lake.
Slut- Okay you got me – I probably would if it was a faded red CRX si with custom hubcaps! I’m a fellow boater who enjoys a good time and watching others have fun as well. Myspace turned into drama-space so no more crap-space for me…
uh-oh… send me a pic SLUTFROMGRIMYGLENDALEDOTCOM@YAHOO.COM
uh-oh… shes a hottie! =)
Hey Rosie,
Did you know SLEAZERFRAZ is MARRIED and has children, You would never know by how much time he spends at the cove liquering up girls to grope, by the how old are you again?
there wasa worst pics then these? lets see them
BRODY- in responce to your added comment “Quite possibly the Grimiest chick as of yet. You should see the stuff we didn’t put up.”
i cant believe she hasnt had more people trashin her…. if only the rest knew about this site…. there would be hundreds more comments left lol
im sure there will be plenty of pics of her next season…. unless the sin wagon pontoon sinks….=)
hi Rosie!
DAMN DOG!
I SAY…WHIP CREAM PARTY THIS WEEKEND! HAH
wow she sure is one proud whore.