EMAIL – “This girl is a “mother” of four. She goes out every weekend and most days in the week. She does not work either, but some how gets money(probably from the government) to go out and get f**ked up and support her low life loser man. She also will f**k your man, knowing about you and not caring and then turn around and talk sh** about you. She is nasty and thinks she is the hottest girl ever. She talks like a ghetto ass ho from the hood. She thinks she is mexican and doesnt realize the fact that she is WHITE. She is just a down right nasty ho that thinks she is way hotter then she is….SICK….”
I think the dude she’s making out with is my landscaper.
-BRODY

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EMAIL – “Brody, a buddy of mine… gave me a heads up on a listing he found on craigslist in Glendale. This is pure grimy Glendale material. This is how it was listed on craigslist. Check it yo!
- ‘I came in the door at Sattle Ranch at around 1am. I met my boy friend at the door and when he gave me a hug I looked over his shoulder and saw you, standing in a group with your friends. You and I made awesome eye contact. I went to get a drink at the bar, but when I came back to look for you, you were gone. You were wearing a black shirt and white hat. Couldn’t see the hat too good but it could been a trucker hat. Id say your about 5’9″-10″, short brown hair, dark eyes. You had a great body. You were so cute. I wish I went and hot your number when we saw each other.’ “
Such a sad story. You’d think with the size of that beak that she could just follow the scent and sniff the dude out.
-BRODY

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