I think I would take a trip aboard this bird. I’ll probably roll this out to the cove this lake season!

-Sam

Email – This girl is 32 years old and is hotter than any chick you guys call a grime piece! She has a great personality, graduated college and is independent. In my eyes she is the sh*t. Love the site, go easy on her if you think otherwise!

Better than any chick we’ve put up? Get your eyes checked buddy. This coug in training has one look, and who cares if she is indepentdent? Like the song says, ” I cant have sex with your personality, and I cant stick it in your college degree ” also just cause someone graduated college doesn’t mean they are the smartest peanut in the turd!

-SAM

Hows about grabbing me one of them there slimfasts on the top shelf! Why doesnt anyone drink Sunny D anymore?

-Sam

email – Hey guys here is a pic of some total d-bags. What do ya think?

I think its so AWESOME to have a tatt on your chest! The guy in the blue hat doesn’t have one though, he’s not supposed to be in the picture. I hope the guy on the far right made it to the bathroom on time, I’ve grabbed my stomach and made that face before! Only no good comes after that!

-Sam

EMAIL – “GG meat a girl that Slut can’t even handle.. Looks Like Jay Leno had a daughter and apparently she hates black people!!…
This is Reanne and she is has been found on the myspace classifieds looking for a WHITE MALE
“ok so im tired of old black men msging me saying they can take care of me and sh**.. i want a guy to have fun with get to know hang out and have a good time. itd be awesome if they lived on the west side.i just got out of a horible relationship full of lies and cheating… i dont want that! if you lie or cheat or do drugs then dont bother. yes i smoke cigs and i wont quit so if you dont like it then dont bother. im a loud mouth out spken and sometimes a b*tch but i am also loving and caring and sweet. if you can handle a girl that just wants some attention and tlc then msg me! better yet txt me no black men! period! im racist as f**K! 623 234 ****
Redneck cutie!”
The whole smoking cigarettes thing was the deal breaker for me. Other than that this chick is a perfect 10! What dude wouldn’t want a self proclaimed racist, loud mouth, bitch?
-BRODY

When I’m talking to a group of ladies, 60% of the time Im thinking about these lyrics everytime!

-Sam