email – this oompaloompa is always talking sh*t to everyone, thinking he is better than everyone. He even talks sh*t about grimy but is on it all the time trying to defend his gay friends. Your not cool, and your tatts are gay!

Really? This guy thinks he’s better than everyone, I wonder why? Is it me or is this guys arms all 1 size? Like swift little meat hooks. DOOMPA DEE DEE!

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Email – “Here’s a bunch of underagers gettin crazy at mommys house”
You know how you can tell these kids are underage? Every dude in the joint has all eyes on these three broads. Eventually you learn that chicks that hang all over each other like this are all for show and never put out. You’re better off going for the jealous one at the table with all the dudes. Good luck, fellas.
-BRODY

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