EMAIL – “Looks like if ur a cop u can park like an a**hole”
This reminds me of another email we got. Check out the following Craigslist post:
-BRODY
“”Me: Drunk girl stumbling to the car and getting in the driver seat You: One of the two cops (either of you is fine, I’m not picky) parked outside of the apartment complex where I drank waaaay too much
You saw my friends and I in our drunken state walking to our car. I know you were waiting for us because we saw your buddy in the cop car in front of you follow the people who left the party at the same time as us (but made the mistake of taking off in their car before we did). I couldn’t see you throught those dark tinted windows, but I knew you wanted me, whether it was to meet your ticket quota or to take me in the back of your SUV I can’t be sure. Unfortunately for you I am a bartender and knew that as long as the keys were not in the vehicle you could not slap with the ol’ “an intent to drive drunk” bullshit so I through them under my car. But you patiently waited for me, for almost an hour. You even pulled up past the wall so that I would think you were gone! But if it weren’t for the glow of your brake lights I might of chanced it, but no luck! Eventually you left, but not without my heart! I waited another 20 minutes to make sure the coast was clear, but you have not left my thoughts since!
Lucky for you I have a cop fetish and I’m pretty easy
Hit me up if you happen to read this
I’ll be waiting…
Forever Yours,
Hot Drunk Driver
P.S.
Did you see me pee outside of the car? I’m open to reinacting that for you if that’s your thing
xoxo”
