EMAIL – “I figured you wouldn’t mind looking at this and enjoying it!”
I have to admit that at first glance I chubbed up a little bit, but then I realized who the brunette was. I know Mrs. Ed (self proclaimed Rockstar Barbie) when I see her. Now I just feel disgusting because I saw one of those shows in Tijuana and I promised myself I’d never do it again. Now here I am, 3 days later, with a half-hard semi. Thanks man.
-BRODY

And to everybody bitching about our hiatus and the lack of content on the site lately, QUIT BITCHING AND SEND SOME SH*T IN. IF YOU WANT GRIME GIVE US SOME F**KING GRIME. We’re ready give this site a total overhaul, but it’s pointless without content. We can be as GRIMY as you want us to be or we can be a half-assed attempt at another gay blogging site… You decide.

EMAIL – “I see old Blue here at the bar all the time. Check out these two not-so-grimepieces he roped in”
Looks like Blue might want to head to the clinic for a quick check up ’cause that sh** on that broad’s lip has some sh** on it’s lip.
-BRODY

I’ve seen this chick before on the right, I’ve received quite a bit of email about her and decided that I would finally put her up. I’ve been told she has no ass and runs around the westiside as Miss 187! What you all prob dont know is how she was having “relations” with a friend of a friend a while back and skat (sh*t) the bed! Hence the name she has been given!

-Sam

EMAIL – “[Update] on baby momma, thats right, guess where she works now.. Trails on 59th & olive selling glass c**ks lol”
I hear Trails offers a great daycare program for their employees and their 401k plan is so good they (insert 4-20 joke here)!!!
-BRODY

Don’t be ashamed dude. So you’re having some identity issues and you’re experimenting with different ideas. If you want to play for the other team just let it out. Let you’re rainbow flag fly, sister!
-BRODY

Looks like Buffalo Bill’s garage was converted into a mancave where he does laundry, rides an outdated workout bike and watches all female cast home workout dvd’s. Be careful Buffalo, I dont want you slipping on any oil that might leak from your plastic quad.

-Sam