EMAIL – “Id like to introduce everyone to 20 y/o Rosie from Glendale… Shes a pure breed Ironwood train wreck!…This is one of the nastiest chicks ive ever met. She gets sloppy drunk to?the point she can’t walk and starts puking everywhere. This wreck puked up breakfast, lunch, and dinner and everything she drank in this dudes swimming pool (“The Dog”) at his pool party. Seriously..who does that?? She constantly talks sh*t about all her “friends” behind there backs. She’s every old horny bastards dream come true in the cove. She’s a giver! lol…but i have a feeling she’s got somethin to give that none of us want. The chicks disgusting… I got stuck with her drunk ass one night because she was “to drunk to drive” and at the time she was a friend and I needed a ride home so I drove her P.O.S truck home an let her crash at my place. The chick tells me ” Im not gona lie, I wana f**k you”. After I almost puked I jus came up with the nicest possible “turn down” that I could think of….I just told her “Im to tired” and went to sleep=) Damn im such a nice guy lol Now that I wouldn’t sleep with her she gets mad and starts telling all her friends that im talkin sh** about them (when really she’s the one talkin sh**) AND THEN she puts me on grimy and calls me a perv and a drama queen!? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONES ALITTLE PISSED LMAO hey Rosie…**what goes around comes around**
What’s the deal with Ironwood High and what kind of elective classes do they offer over there? If you’re a high school kid who can’t get laid, transfer over there and you’ll shed your virginity quicker than an Ironwood chick sheds her prom dress.
-BRODY

Quite possibly the Grimiest chick as of yet. You should see the stuff we didn’t put up.

Email – “Looks like this guy must have got aids or something from this prosititue. My question is why embarass yourslef by posing in pictures with one of your old customers. I guess being a prostitute you don’t really need to be cautious of what people think of you when work the streets of grimy glendale. I see this girl in all the west side bars as well as all probably but if your into that kind of thing I hear she gives ten dollar bl*w jobs. Just thought I would worn all of you who may go home with her from the bar it aint free bro your gonna pay but I’m sure it;s not much.”
I saw a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode like this once. This guy must’ve been busted with a hooker and wearing this sign was his punishment. And for the record, sex is my favorite form of entertainment.
-BRODY

I don’t know why, but people had a lot to say about this broad…

Here’s a couple more pics of our science experiment subject. My guess is that she may have been exposed to a large amount of radiation as a child which left her with a weird orange hue and a giant set of cans. In the second picture you can see Eric – The Gay Whale attempting to mount her from behind. This leads me to believe that the radiation exposure may have also led to the growth of a penis. If anyone out there has any more info on either of these two please fill us in.
-BRODY

For scientific reasons, I would definitely do this chick…. strictly for the sake of science