Thanks to El Toro & Lithium for the F**K SCOTTSDALE bash. And on a side note, to the heavyset brunette that Sam took home: he wanted me to tell you that he thinks it’s just a rash, but you should probably go get checked out…just in case.
-BRODY
email- “Brody, Heres some more pix from chilly bombers. Check out the 8 inch seperation between the thick ones tits” -JB
Thanks JB, but next time send some pics of hotter chicks. And I’d be careful at that joint, I hear you can get herpes from the barstools. (P.S. – Thats a two-fer for the Grimy Giveaway. Daily Double Son!)
-BRODY
Chilly Bombers may get the award for Grimiest bar in G-Town. If you order 5 chilly bomber shots you get a free STD. Awesome!
Westgate is blowing up. They got the Naked Cowboy to show up for their New Years Eve party… Come on, Naked Cowboy? They couldn’t spare the extra $200 for Carrot Top? And on a side note: it seems that if you’re any pseudo-celebrity Westside chicks will let you do anything to them, even put them in a “rear-naked”.
-BRODY
Let me introduce you to the new suburban middle class. When did it become mandatory for Westside white kids to dress like mid nineties Compton residents?
-BRODY
I understand the mouth to mouth resuscitation, but you’re just taking advantage brotha.
-BRODY
Judging by the wedding ring on this dude’s finger, I’m guessing this couple is from Massachusetts. I’ve got nothing against your lifestyle fellas, just keep the PDA to a minimum.
-BRODY
