THE WHITE MARION
Maybe separated at birth, or brothers from another mother but we can all see a resemblance.
Don’t know why, but people dig the White Marion, maybe even better than the original.
MANTHER
MANTHER (definition) -Noun. Origin: the male form of a “cougar”, man + panther= manther!
An older man who frequents bars, lounges and clubs, ranging from ten to fifty years older than his victim. Usually carries an unusually fat wallet and wears too much cologne. May use the terms “baby” and “sugar tits” or other female defamation when trying to pursue his prey. Manthers prey on their younger victims in order to gain popularity amongst their fellow mathers.
This guy deserves an award!!
-Sam
Debut of the phrase “MANTHER” and a true sign of the demise of McDouchey’s.
ABOVE AVERAGE
I heard this girl gobbles wee wee like Kobayashi! I also heard its a myth, but isn’t that the wrong color to be that big?
WHITE RAPPERS
These are a couple westsiders trying to do it big! From what I’ve heard they are trying to start their own record label! This is not a joke! This video screams talent, Im wondering why start your own label? People should be lined up at your door to sign you two!
-Sam
MORTAL KOMBAT
Whats it like being the modern day Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat? Make-up, GUYLINER, Piercings, same color red as cool button-up high lights in hair and to top it all of, the icy but so westside Famous belt buckle!
-Sam
F**KED SCOTTSDALE
Thanks to El Toro & Lithium for the F**K SCOTTSDALE bash. And on a side note, to the heavyset brunette that Sam took home: he wanted me to tell you that he thinks it’s just a rash, but you should probably go get checked out…just in case.
-BRODY
