TRUNK JUNKEES
1. Why do we all have rips in the jeans?
2. Are a couple of you wearing APPLEBOTTOMS?
3. Do those jeans come in girls sizes?
4. Should some shirts say UYS instead of IRLS on the back?
5. What do you have to drink?
-Sam
GENDER BENDER
I cant tell if Pat (RIGHT, cant miss him/her.. HIM?) is a man or just wants to be one, and I will be damned if middle man doesn’t have a Passion for Fashion!
-Sam
EDWARD 40 HANDS
What do you do on the westside when you have $30.00 to spend wisely? Duct Tape 6 cheap 40′s to your hands and buy a bag of Poor Bros salt and vinegar’s. Hey righty don’t be sticking your toes in the chip bag when you’re hungry! Hey mickey mouse club (lefty) can I get an I.D. check?
-Sam
WHITE RAPPERS
Now this is hood: Pepsi cans, notepad, Grand Theft Auto poster taped to the wall, blanket covering the window, wife-beater, big head phones and a man F.U.P.A. (manfupa). Looks to me like we have a smash hit coming your way.
-Sam
Their debut album is set to be the most anticipated album of ’08
LIGHTS OUT
IT AIN’T NO FUN IF THE HOMIE CAN’T HAVE NONE!!!
If homie was awake you better believe he would be eating that sh*t up! By the way homie, What is that black pork sword stopping device you have attached to your pants?
-SAM
